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CONTEST: DO YOU THINK THERE IS A DINOSAUR SPONGE INSIDE THIS PILL?

June 20, 2009

My roommate just found it on the floor of his room. I think it is probably just an herbal supplement or a vitamin or something. But he is CONVINCED it’s one of those pills with an animal sponge inside, a dinosaur in particular. So we are doing an experiment in the kitchen. Here’s a picture of the pill on my roommates hand:

And here’s the pill floating around in some water:

In a couple minute this’ll either be a soggy glob of melted stuff, or a fun animal sponge. So which do you think it’ll be?First person to guess correctly wins it!

***************************UPDATE**********************************

IT WAS A DINOSAUR AFTER ALL!!!! A Globasaurus from the little known Blobbo period.

My roommate was right. And Thomas is the winner!! Send me your address and I will mail it to you right away.

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June 8, 2009

HERE ARE MY NEW MOO CARDS! They were waiting for me when I got back from Montreal.

I just took a NEW picture of them which is WAY BETTER than the old picture of them. SEE?

I love them very much, although I think perhaps the old typewriter one will be most useful, especially for any of you who do not already own one but would like to convince people that you do. To do this could can just tape this card to your desk where a typewriter would be. Then when anyone comes over and sees it just explain that it is very far away (otherwise they might wonder why it is so small).

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Forget about all the other stuff you’re worrying about. The real problem here?

June 8, 2009

SEAGULLS!

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Have you ever wondered . . .

May 29, 2009

Who was the 16th us president? What is a good credit score? When is St. Patrick’s day 2009? How much is my house worth? How can I keep from singing? How old is Bruce Springsteen? Where’s my refund? Who is mysterion? Who won the powerball? When does New Moon come out in theaters? When does the sims 3 come out? Where does Miley Cyrus live? Who ate all the pies?

Well, okay, so you might not find those answers here . . . but you know what you will find?

THREE ANIMALS WITH FLOWERS ON THEIR HEADS!

Which is pretty much the same thing anyway.

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Who are these girls?

May 28, 2009

I DON’T KNOW!

I’ve seen them walking around in the East Village a couple times. They walk around very slowly doing things in unison wearing identical outfits and orange sars masks. And yeah I know you already knew about the outfits and the masks just from the picture but I’m hoping someone who is googling them will find this post because of those words and then tell us who they are. My own googling has as of yet been unsuccessful.

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